Campfire Conversation Starters - #49
Hello Friends!
I went camping this past weekend.
I now love Lofi Brazilian Vibes.
Enjoy the writing.
Take care yall.
Goodbye.
Photo Cred: {JS} - Thanks.
So… what’s your kink?
You still believe in God, right?
Does the concept of reality blow your mind?
What should you never put relish on?
Is it getting dark?
What is your favorite thing?
Would you join Kanye’s ranch?
Thai or Chinese?
Can I tell you the time I got lost at Schlitterbahn?
Does this blister look bad?
How’s Keto going?
You think Capitalism will cease someday?
Who doesn’t like mayonnaise?
Fuck, marry, kill?
Cardi B? Really?
Is the fire dying out a little?
I can’t seem to find twigs?
I can go get more water if you want?
You seeing any animals?
What subject in school did you love?
Geography is for dorks, don’t you think?
What ethnicities are attractive to you?
You want me to draw you a map?
Did you hear that?
I think I heard it coming from over there?
Probably nothing, right?
So, how was your childhood?
That guy was always annoying, wasn’t he?
What do you think happens when you die?
You heard that growl too, right?
Are we about to find out?…
Have you seen my flashlight?
What do you mean you left my flashlight in the car?
All I got is this — that’s okay, right?
Why don’t you trust my butter knife skills?
We can’t leave all that food in our tent, can we?
Is “it” getting closer?
“It” is sounding a lot more like “they”, don’t you think?
Where should we throw the food?
Should we piss on it to protect it?
I meant “near it”, not “on it” — why would I mean “on it”?
I think they’re stalking us?
Can you quit whispering so loud?
Yes, I drank the last of the water — you wanted some?
How do you put out a fire without water?
Do you remember where the tent was?
How do you unzip this thing?
Two zippers?
Why does this tent have three zippers to get in?
You think it deserves a one-star review on Amazon?
When has it ever been custom for tents to have a No Boot policy?
You’re bullshitting me on the boots, aren’t you?
Wait — where’s our sleeping bags?
Okay — then where’s our backpacks?
I didn’t think to grab them when we ran to the tent, okay?
Is that them over there?
Wait, what’s that?
Jesus Christ, is that what I think it is?
Do I look like I can pry a backpack from a two-ton Grizzly?
What’s that she’s grabbing?
Why didn’t you tell me you had mayonnaise?
Do you know how many things I could’ve eaten with mayonnaise out here?
Is it normal for me to be having Schlitterbahn flashbacks right now?
25? You sure?
Yikes, that’s cold — but not cold-cold, you know?
Fuck that, you want to wait till she leaves to go to sleep?
We can sleep without sleeping bags — how do you think the Sioux got by at night?
You’re cold too?
My hands are frozen — yours?
Our sleeping bag is out there, our fire is dead, and our jackets are shit — how the hell are we going to get warm?…
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I mean, it’s not gay if it’s for survival, right?
That’s the rule… right?
I’m comfortable about my sexuality — it’s the 2020s, remember?
Alright… you ready to do this?
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Sorry, am I crushing your arm?
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Can we not entangle our legs like that?
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This stays between us, you got that?
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So…
Cardi B? Why not Ethan Hawke?